meladoodle:

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son

(via denk1313)

monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

(via denk1313)

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(via yuckybird)

(Source: paralysedbeaver, via doctorwho)

amelapond:

RAISE UR HAND IF U’VE BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMISED BY DOCTOR WHO

(via crackedinkpot)

martincrief:

TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT?

(via doctorwho)

(Source: frickative, via firebreathingtinman)

He also bought his horse from filming of Sleepy Hollow because he heard that it was going to be killed after filming.

He once recorded his voice asking a girl in a coma to wake up, because her doctor said it might help.

Say what you will about his recent movies or his mutually exclusive relationship with Tim Burton, You can’t say that Johnny Depp isn’t a quality human being.

(Source: dead-provocative-bro, via bigscitycalidreams)

cleverstarkidurl:

when people complain about great gatsby spoilers

THE BOOK HAS BEEN OUT FOR 88 YEARS

(via bigscitycalidreams)

e-slut:

things! not! to! say! to! asexuals!:

• ‘aren’t you just asexual becuase no one likes you?’
• ‘asexuality isn’t even real’
• ‘you’ll grow out of it’
• ‘well do you masturbate?’
• anything of or pertaining to amoebas
• ‘so does that mean you’re gonna die alone then?’
• ‘you don’t dress like an asexual’

(via bigscitycalidreams)

dammit-barton:

flylikeabowtie:

sweetmotherofhandgrenades:

yumatsukomo:

twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD

#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE

twinkle twinkle little FUCK

dammit

what the-

I give up.

This is my anthem

(via un-serdaigle)

(Source: textsfromthe-avengers, via crackedinkpot)

doctorwho:

One hour to go….