Let Me Live That Fantasy.

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Kitty|Panromantic|Demisexual|DamnPerfect
I'll just sit here and wait for you all to fall in love with me :)
~Still not ginger!.... Hold on! Wait a sec!... I AM GINGER!~

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

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gaelic-bluebells:

A Welshman, Irishman, Scotsman and an Englishman are standing on top of a mountain.

The Irishman throws his hands in the air and shouts “THIS IS FOR MY COUNTRY!” and jumps off the cliff.

The Welshman throws his hands in the air and shouts “THIS IS FOR MY COUNTRY!” and follows the Irishman

The Scotsman shouts “THIS IS FOR SCOTLAND!” picks up the Englishman and throws him off the cliff.

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— 5 minutes ago with 14680 notes

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

(Source: officialjeffgoldblum, via emoboiiscout)

— 1 hour ago with 125018 notes
exuberant-imperfection:

it’s true though why am i laughing

exuberant-imperfection:

it’s true though why am i laughing

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shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

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— 1 hour ago with 83521 notes

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

all I want is emotional stability

is that too much to ask for

also at least six puppies

and a black car with red leather seats

and $800,000 deposited into my bank account by an anonymous benefactor

and just like infinite sour gummy worms

is that too much to ask for

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— 1 hour ago with 186 notes

theprettygoodgatsby:

my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time

and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”

and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”

like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college

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— 1 hour ago with 49903 notes
poonanji:

see terms:
daddy issues
friend zoned
jail bait

poonanji:

see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait

(Source: cheyennekaris, via emoboiiscout)

— 3 hours ago with 142548 notes

lesbian-god:

When I was a kid I would be like “ew boys” and my mom would say “darling, some day you’ll like boys” but congratulations mom I’m a lesbian so ew boys

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— 3 hours ago with 3136 notes

jessicaannjames:

what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had

(Source: the-psycho-cutie, via life-is-an-understatement)

— 3 hours ago with 346507 notes